i changed a cuddle buddy application to include kissing. submit your application for consideration.

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That moment when you really wanna make a Santana…

But you can’t come up with witty comebacks like her.

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Well hello Puck!

“Tina, hey! ‘Sup?”

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I went to sleep and woke up feeling like death.

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” Well fuck me sideways, I can’t clean up dog shit or puke I can’t even clean up my own puke”

“Aye, watch your mouth. Angel, sweetie… I will help you out, but I can’t do everything. You’re going to have to do it at some point though.”

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“I agree; my last one was Suran wrapping popular asshole’s toilet seats.”

“I did that freshman year to the football team! It’s probably the greatest one if you ask me.”

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